THE BEST SIDE OF CALL GIRLS

... Dio recounts an exchange in between Elagabalus and also the well-endowed Aurelius Zoticus: when Zoticus resolved the emperor as 'my lord,' Elagabalus responded, 'Really don't call me lord, I'm a Girl.' Dio concludes his anecdote by obtaining Elagabalus asking his doctors to offer him the equivalent of a lady's vagina via a surgical incision. ^L